Semantics

Parker was watching one of those videos on YouTube where a person is demonstrating and playing with toys–yeah, you know the ones.

I looked at the video, which had a bunch of Playskool heroes and noticed an Ironman figured. The conversation went like this:

Me: We don’t have Ironman in our collection.
Parker: Yes, we do.
Me: No, we have Tony Stark.
Parker: Tony Stark is Ironman.
Me: Oh. Well, I guess he’s just not wearing his mask then.
Parker: It’s a helmet, Mommy.

Apparently, I am a Marvel idiot.

This is the exact Playskool toy set that we own – Tony, his robot thingy, and the Hulk. I seriously don’t know why Hulk comes with it, but I’m sure Parker can explain it to me.